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Sehun is smso omad that , he lost his pajama pants at his girlfirne dlanes. He wake up one morning and he got his pants gone and hes like whhwhwhwhwhhat, wnad then hes like oh shit I remenmber I left my pajarma pants at my girlfriend house, I gotta go. I gota speed outta here
So he wakes up and he drives to lanes hosue with no pants on. His hair is very dirty and hes slimy. He brings a pack of raisins just in case. When he gets to lanes house she slike “whoat the fuck, boyfriend.” Shonan o’brien. Sehun is panting out hot breathes of thunder.
“Babe, I left my paajarms paints here, please give them to me,”
But, at the sight of lanes face, Sehun becomes with a boner.
“fuck,” he whispers. “I have a boner.”
Lane, who is quite emabrassing, blushes loudly. “excuuuuse me, horny dog”
“ur just so beautiful” sehun smickers. Lane is so mad. How disgusting sehun is he is not able tot control his body. Especialy around his girlfriend that is such a distgusting thing. Bitch. Lane suddenly has an idea. She thinks she can get away with it.
“my parents are out, there are climbing trees in Nevada”
Sehun’s eyebrwos become longer. He is happily surprised. “lets get this on” he says, and starts 2 undress his self
“what the fuck, you fucking dick!” Lane scream. “I mean’t we can beak a cake„„„you fucker! Gets the fuck out!”
Sehun screams. His hard throbbing member is dangling out in the open air. It’s stsarting 2 be night time even though he woke up only moments before.
“lane, please, this is the last night I have before I hav to leave back for return to china”
“yu r no t Chinese xD”
“I am going 2 on a tour to China. Please, suck my donger.”
Lane agres. She sucks his donger. She is so happy, and it taste like pineapple. As u may know, a “donger,” in 2019 is popular slang for the straw of a juice cup. Thanks for reading, and remember, to watch the game.
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